Oh Shaquille

Just today, word hit the street about Shaq's freestyle calling out Kobe saying "Kobe, tell me tell me how my ass tastes" and "Kobe, you couldn't do without me." He also references to how Kobe ratted him out which he attributed to the end of his marriage. Below is the video, along with a previous musical attempt back when Shaq called out Vlade Divac.

I really don't know what's more ridiculous, the fact that Shaq manages to rhyme the word me with me about a hundred times, or the fact that the media is just eating this story up. It seemed that the feud between the two had been stifled as O'Neil said he had called Kobe recently to congratulate him on his MVP award. It seems that the rap has re-lit the fire in the battle between the two former teammates. On top of it all, Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County wants Shaq's specialty deputy badge back. Poor Shaq, how will he live without his toy badge?

I hope it can be agreed that Shaq should stick to basketball instead of rapping. But wait, didn't Shaq just ruin the championship contender Suns last year? And let's not forget our favorite movies starring Shaq like Kazaam and Steel. Maybe rapping isn't such a bad idea after all...